This One's A Keeper Otto Cleans Up His Act...Sort Of Not As Crazy As She Seems Not Such A Great Plan After All Youse Expected Maybe Elliot Ness? An Offer Otto Can't Refuse The Plan Takes Shape Ardra: Total n00b Oh Noes, Teh Dramas! As The Days Go By... Otto's Startling Revelation Catching Up On Family Happenings Slacker Lunch Renelsior Sibling Rivalry Where Otto Goes, Trouble Follows Ardra's Secret Schoolgirl Crush - Otto Efficiency Science Uber Alles Leading Up To The Experiment Japanese Dreams And Anna-Induced Nightmares Addicted To Learning...Or Afraid To Move On? The College Years The Next Generation? Early Education Why Ardra Hates Cell Phones Childhood Monsters A Troubled Youth - Origins of Ardra - The More You Know A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes. Or Maybe It's A Cry For Help The Big Finale It's A Squid Thing - Home School Musical A Tender Act of Kindness... Ardra Style Crazy Is Lenore's Default Setting The Even More Bizarre Life Of Another Genius Taking What You Can Get, Friendshipwise How To Make Friends...Literally The Bizarre Life Of A Genius - After Home-School Special (cover) A True Genius Is Never Appreciated We Didn't Start The Fire... Oh, Wait, Yes We Did! Things Get A Bit Out Of Hand - Most People Just Return Unwanted Christmas Gifts... Many Unhappy Election Returns For Smirk Politicians Gone Wild The Wheels Are Set In Motion 174 - Do Not Store Near Old Flames Eileen's Grand Stand Meet Ophelia We Finally Get Around To Mentioning The Surrogate Ardra Has Friends? Who Knew? "Hoosier Values" For The Win! Eileen's Rebuttal Is Stronger Than Ardra's Things Heat Up A Notch Ardra Gets A Little Wordy (Kind of Like Her Comic) A Neo-Con Artist Vs. A Liberal Dose of Crap Ardra Vs. Her Less-Than-Worthy Opponents Ardra's Hair Is Not Ready For Prime Time Smirk Pulls A Fast One On The Press Scaring Voters May Not Be The Best Campaign Tactic... Ardra Gets By With A Little Help From Her Friends Ardra Knocks 'em Dead Lenore: Low-Budget James Carville Hey, If Bob Barr Can Do It... Who Knew Delusions Of Grandeur Were Contagious? Smirk: Strategic Genius? Smirk's Past Catches Up With Him - Ardra for Congress - You Can't Keep A Sleazy Man Down - The Mystery Of Wandering Green Eye Aftermath of the War The Great Battle Of The Blender - Epic Smoothie Conflict At Last, Freedom! (For Gordie and Della, Anyway) Take Your Daughter To Work? Parenting Skills Are Not Found In Abundance Here It's Important That We Don't Panic...DON'T PANIC!! So, It WAS a Crucial Plot Point Dr. Lenore's Counseling Works Wonders... Sort Of. Ask Dr. Lenore Good Grief Counseling Proof Lenore DOES Have A Conscience Wherein The Plot Takes A Serious Turn Those boots weren't made just for walking. The Big Cover-Up - Revealed A Crucial Plot Point...Or Not? Most Expensive Fast Food EVER! #130 - Filet-O-Squid and Cynical Meal Not Available Yes, But Is It Squid Friendly? Unacceptable Accomodations A Not-So Heartfelt Goodbye Ardra Prepares Della for Disaster The Girls Face the Peril of Normalcy - Weekend at Gordie & Della's! - Light Fuse With Mind, And Get Away Ardra Faces The Muzak - Fear Rides The Escalator Family Lame Night - A Lesson In Cell Phone Etiquette (Remake strip) For Everything Else, There's Squid Ink It's the added touches that make your stufed animal special! You've Gotta Have a Heart - Even If It Is A Bit Cloying Well, THIS Choice Was Inevitable... - 115 - The Stuff That Nausea Is Made Of The End...Or Is It? Zoinks, Scoob! ThE MaStEr wOuLd NoT aPprOvE... Operation Stop Ardrienne Is A Go! Creating A Diversion A Plan Is Hatched Plotting a Counter-Attack... Sort Of. Ardrienne's Evil Scheme Revealed! Ardrienne's Lone Supporter Renelsior Family History Lesson Ardrienne's Plan Because They're Cousins...Identical Cousins... 102 - That Wacky Renelsior Clan Otto: Hacker/Slacker Otto and the Art of Living Dangerously The Herefore Unmentioned Brother Good Cop, Annoying Cop I Ain't Gettin' On No Plane, Fool! - They're Creepy And They're Kooky.... Ardra Makes Her Decision...For Now Lenore's Agenda is Rather Transparent - A Difference of Opinion. One is the Loneliest Number... But Two's Not Much Better. Lenore & Eileen Play Cupid (Albeit Not Very Well) - A Super-Intellectual Man is Hard to Find. Sticking It To The Man. Trouble at Renelsior Labs. - Maybe She Should Call It Truevo? More Wacky Telekinetic Fun with Lenore! Some People Just Won't Take "NO" for an Answer. - Fear and Loathing at The Mall. April Fools Crossover Strip unfinished - please skip this placeholder Strip unfinished - please skip this placeholder Strip unfinished - please skip this placeholder Strip unfinished - please skip this placeholder A Very Renelsior Christmas. Lenore Exposes The Global Santa Conspiracy. Claus for Alarm. A Visit to the Deus Ex Machine Public Library. - The First Snowfall of the Season. Happy Turkey Day! Happy Halloween! Stranded on Hiatus Island Crime and Punnishment Bad Libs! - Pest Control Epilogue II: Sweet, Sweet, Solitude. Epilogue: Smirk the Jerk is Out of Work! If Your Don't Like the Rules, Make Your Own! Fate Smiles Upon Smirk Eileen's Strategy Squirrel Wars!!! Part 2 (non-canon) Squirrel Wars!!! (non-canon) Actually, Smirk's Yer Problem Oops! Smirk Does It Again! Lenore Redefines the Term 'Boom Mic' Aldla's Shocking Hollywood Confessions! It Was Vinnie Barbarino In The Role Of A Lifetime, Smirk! Maybe at Some Point It'll get Tougher. Live From the Duex Ex Machina Theater, It's Quiz-o-Rama! The Tryout, aka The Foregone Conclusion. Let's Make a Deal, Eileen! - What Kind of Name is "Smirk," Anyway? Like, Gag Me With a Scone A Slaying Song Tonight! Holiday Shopping Rush for the Mindless An Traditional, Untraditional Thanksgiving Democracy Inaction Strifetime: Not Television for Ardra. They're Telekinetically Squidelicious! - Computer Script is the Only Java Ardra Needs. The Grass is Always Greener. All The World Needs Now, Is Cynicism, Sweet Cynicism Maybe She's Worried Eileen Doesn't Get Enough Punch lines. Ardra Shows a Certain Degree of Concern. Love, Princes, and Chinese Food. The Family That Eats Squid Ink Together, Stays Together. Yes, Vulcans Date More Often than Ardra Does. A Shady Scientist Hypnotized My Man! On the Next Jerry! Gordie Zwental, Hoosier Daddy! Tact's Cut. Artificial Humiliation. - Who's Your Daddy? Guest Strip #4 - Cooking Up Trouble in the Kitchen! Guest Strip #3 - The Door in the Fourth Wall Was Open Guest Strip #2 - Pass the Squid-Corn Guest Strip #1- World's Worst Crossover Comic - The Doll All The Hopelessly Nerdy Girls Are Playing With This Year. Goodbye To Aldla...And Maybe Lenore, Too Don't Mess Around With Eileen And Lenore! A Cornucopia Of Wacky Telekinetic Fun! - A Trip to Dizzyland Never Work With Dogs Or Super-Intellectual Children. Raise Your Glass Of Coke-Pepsi-Sprite-Lemonade-Orange Juice-Squid Ink In A Toast To 2006! Ardra Displays Un-Ardralike Maternal Instincts. Aldla Reveals Her Plot To Ardra. Ardra Takes Aldla To Task. Aldla Reveals Her Master Plan. Aldla Has A Secret! Meet Aldla! - A Secret Too Terrible To Mention! What Do You Give The Hellspawn Who Has Everything Dr. Bob Renelsior, Classic Enabler. - Into The Lair Of The Wicked Witch. Day 7: Comparing Ardra's Mom To Tony Shalhoub. Day 6: Too Much Time On The Road Leads To Bad Puns Day 5: Eileen Reflects Upon Life. Day 4: Farm Folks, Flapjacks, and Farewells Day 3: Meet Ardra's Grandparents! Day 2: One of 6,432 Dairy Farms In The Central Wisconsin Area The Road Trip, Day 1: Chicago. - She's Probably Just Too Cheap To Buy Plane Tickets Grammar City Language Police: To Serve And Correct. A Very Renelsior Christmas. The Ubiquitous Calvin and Hobbes Tribute. Survey Says....Ardra's Just A Bit Strange! A Brief Refresher Course On Cell Phone Etiquette. Remember, Kiddies, Zanta Klaus is Coming....TO KILL!! - Ardra's Poorly Drawn, Yet Still Triumphant Debut!
